Current JoyPoll results for 1311 entries:
What's the stinkiest thing about Windows?
The never-ending security holes, ... the biggest security breach was when it escaped from Redmond.
124
9%
It's a virus breeding ground, ... hey, they gotta live somewhere, no?
132
10%
Its proprietary nature, ... that's the smell of money.
87
6%
The Blue Screen of Death, ... what's really scary is when you re-boot, it comes alive again.
106
8%
It is EVIL incarnate, a product of the Great Satan, and will be the end of us all, ... isn't that the text of the warning label on the package?
368
28%
It just stinks. No really, take a whiff, ... or is that just the scent of a geek?
266
20%
Windows doesn't stink, in fact, its aroma grows on you, ... that's the sweet smell of assimilation.
82
6%
Awwww, I'm kinda feeling sorry for poor stinky Windows!
146
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and a nose for value.
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