Current JoyPoll results for 1508 entries:
What additional Steve Jobs keynote behind-the-scenes element is your favorite?
Emergency medical teams on standby for fainting fanboys, ... they revive them with new Apple smell.
117
7%
Groupie containment system, ... an "Intel inside" sticker usually repels them.
77
5%
Drool spillways, ... they tried bibs, they're never enough.
345
22%
Steve Jobs rapid escape ejection system, ... just in case he doesn't have a "one more thing."
162
10%
Nitrozac and Snaggy documenting the event for comic posterity, ... it's a tough job, but heck, somebody's gotta do it.
144
9%
In case of extreme emergency... Apple pole dancers, ... almost as sexy as the Joypoll dancers!
494
32%
I'm so behind the scenes, I just wanna view the results.
169
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and .5 more thing.
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