Current JoyPoll results for 1086 entries:
What's your favorite Microsoft evil slogan?
Be evil, ... and if you do get caught for something, be eviler.
99
9%
Be as evil as the law allows, ... and if the law doesn't... lobby evil.
128
11%
Organize the world's evil, ... and if possible, monopolize it!
47
4%
Where will you do evil today?, ... I hear it grows in the dark.
153
14%
Think Evil, ... if they are going to be evil, they could at least Evil Different.
166
15%
It just works, albeit in a rather evil fashion, ... an evil work ethic is good, no?
115
10%
Better the Devil you know than the Apple OS you don't, ... come on, aren't you tempted to bite the apple?
233
21%
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
144
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and Evil Bert.
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