Current JoyPoll results for 829 entries:
If you were an iPod panhandler, what would your sign say?
Need money for an iPod, my coolness factor is endangered, ... I think sitting on the street with that sign would endanger it more.
78
9%
Need new iPod, my current one is 3rd generation or below, ... oh the horror, the horror!
137
16%
My Shuffle is full, and I can't bear to erase current playlist, ... your Shuffle runneth over?
46
5%
Need Maxi funds for my iPod Mini fun, ... your Mini's going to need a lot of micro-payments!
29
3%
Need money for iPod, I don't want to have to sell my Apple shares, ... sell a piece of the company for the company's piece.
64
7%
I accept iTunes Gift Certificates, ... here's a buck, keep the change.
216
26%
Please donate to my ear-damaging fund, ... head-bud'in lately?
126
15%
Beggars can't be choosers.
133
16%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and no soliciting.
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