Current JoyPoll results for 863 entries:
What would be your favorite Star Wars greeting card?
Evil Bastard Father's Day, ... was Fat Bastard's dad evil too?
63
7%
Congratulations on finding your twin, ... maternal, paternal, fraternal, polar body, or conjoined?
20
2%
I love you! I know, ... celebrated concurrently on I'm-not-scruffy-looking Day.
79
9%
I'm sorry for the loss of your Death Star, ... no big deal, there is another.
142
16%
Sorry your boyfriend went all evil on you, ... another reason not to date one of the Skywalker boys.
60
6%
I'm sorry I walked away from you while you were on fire beside that lava, ... I went to get a bucket of water... honest!
197
22%
Happy Ewok Hunting Day, ... is that anything like Dog Shooting Day?
175
20%
I'm more of a Star Trek cards person.
127
14%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the Millenium Falcon Bug.
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