Current JoyPoll results for 815 entries:
What would be the ultimate feature of your extended AppleCare plan?
A day at the Apple Spa, ... um, not for you... your machine!
38
4%
Desktop housecleaning services, ... they'd probably use the Automator Robot dressed up in a French maid's outfit.
26
3%
Apple loaners, so you could test drive hardware before you buy, ... resist pressure from the salesman afterwards, and don't forget to kick the hard drive.
111
13%
Access to the Apple VIP Lounge, ... and backstage pass to a Steve Jobs keynote?
57
6%
Tech support house calls from the Blonde Genius, ... is that your Genius Bar, or are you just glad to see me?
422
51%
Complimentary Solid Nitrozanium SuperFandom, and appearance in the Joy of Tech comic, ... isn't that the Nitro-Snag Protection Program?
70
8%
I'm extending the Viewed the Results bar.
92
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and script anxiety disorder.
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