Current JoyPoll results for 979 entries:
What's the most romantic thing you can say on IRC?
/me grabs your butt, ... maybe you should get off yours and go meet IRL.
39
3%
/me slaps you with a large trout, ... I doubt that's very romantic for the trout.
43
4%
/me sets you on fire, ... send h0t pics!
50
5%
a/s/l?, ... /me turned off!
151
15%
/me kicks all others but you, ... but would you ban them?
190
19%
/me doesn't know anything about IRC, but loves you enough to try it, ... awww, you're such a romantic newbie!
350
35%
I'm meeting chicks via the JoyPoll.
156
15%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and reading between the lines.
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