Current JoyPoll results for 1144 entries:
Most outrageous claim?
Apple is copying Microsoft's Longhorn, ... it is possible, especially if Jobs used his time machine to travel into the far future.
118
10%
Tiger is a peripheral to iPod, ... I'm sure Apple wouldn't be too sad if everyone bought a Tiger for their 'Pod.
36
3%
iPod users are thieves, ... ah, so that's why the iTunes music store never sells out of songs!
43
3%
Longhorn will ship in a year or two, ... where's the beef?
204
17%
Windows just works, ... it's worked insanely great for Bill Gates.
557
48%
Pinocchio is kinda sexy, ... the size of the lie doesn't matter.
71
6%
I've still got my strings.
115
10%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and wishing upon a star.
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