Current JoyPoll results for 1046 entries:
Where do you think Google gets all that Gmail space?
They've found a way to store email in a black hole, ... I guess they hired Stephen Hawking?
66
6%
They've tapped into that infinite space behind the fridge and under the rug, ... I hope they asked the dust mites first.
101
9%
Duh, it's just two iPod shuffles per account, ... warning, do not eat your Gmail account.
208
19%
They googled for it, ... so they feel lucky with themselves?
214
20%
They've got all the Gmail accounts hooked up to their Infinite Possibility Drive, ... hopefully your account doesn't unexpectedly turn into banana fruitcake!
187
17%
Mmmmm, imagine a Beowulf cluster of planet drives, ... mmmmmmm, imagine a Beowulf cluster of banana fruitcake!
129
12%
In Gmail space, no one can you scream.
140
13%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and not feeling very lucky.
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