Current JoyPoll results for 616 entries:
Which best describes Apple's Amazing Instant Nano iPods?
Insanely great happiness in a bowl, ... but after MacWorld, it'll be back to the daily brine.
60
9%
A true miracle of Silicon Valley, ... a very small miracle indeed!
26
4%
Such instant music technology represents a threat to all humanity, ... I think the RIAA got to ya.
57
9%
I prefer my DeLL MAXI-POD, ... everyday is a heavy day.
38
6%
They teach us lessons like "small is beautiful", "don't steal instant pets", and about product life cycles, ... what about training instant pets to steal small products?
113
18%
They teach us about the inevitability of disappointment, ... after the reality distortion field fades?
227
36%
I'm still bitter about my Sea Monkeys.
95
15%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and running out of Banana Treat Dessert.
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