Current JoyPoll results for 913 entries:
Of the following spams, which would you actually consider looking at?
Lose weight while you sleep!, ... that sounds easier than Lose weight while you work out! |
20 |
2% |
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Congratulations, you've won $10,000!, ... great, that will add the pounds. |
28 |
3% |
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Increase Windows reliability!, ... didn't they use that oxymoron to defeat the Borg? |
45 |
4% |
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Play Vegas in your own house!, ... then, lose your house! |
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0% |
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Invitation to see a nude model shoot!, ... ya, it's a 300 pound guy, at a rifle range! |
94 |
10% |
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Increase your penis size!, ... see Dick upgrade. See Jane run. |
22 |
2% |
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None!, ... your filter is working nicely. |
474 |
51% |
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All of them, of course!, ... right, who wouldn't want to be a thin, rich, gambling, playboy stud, with a reliable computer to boot. |
106 |
11% |
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I sent the above, and am now viewing replies. |
124 |
13% |
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May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and the deleted mail folder overflowing.
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